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&#lt;p&#gt;&#lt;b&#gt;&#lt;font color="#E4006B" size="5"&#gt;The truth hurts... but it also can be incredibly hilarious. &#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/b&#gt;



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&#lt;p&#gt;&#lt;b&#gt;&#lt;font color="#E4006B" size="4"&#gt;"But what's the deal with these cards?"&#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/b&#gt;


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&#lt;p align="left"&#gt;&#lt;strong&#gt;&#lt;font color="#24A000" size="4"&#gt;Meet the Teams:&#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/strong&#gt;&#lt;/p&#gt;
&#lt;p align="left"&#gt;&#lt;font size="3"&#gt;Straight Outta DC, the &#lt;a href="http://cards.powweb.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=3&zenid=c52bf05d0b141abf1ab8fd6dc79716e9" target="_blank"&#gt;&#lt;strong&#gt;&#lt;font color="#24A000" size="4"&#gt;Bush Administration&#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/strong&#gt;&#lt;/a&#gt; Bozos -- &#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/p&#gt;
&#lt;p align="center"&#gt;&#lt;strong&#gt;&#lt;font color="#E4006B" size="3"&#gt;Selected Electeds&#lt;/font&#gt;:&#lt;/strong&#gt;

&#lt;strong&#gt;George W Bush&#lt;/strong&#gt; - The Possessed Prez

&#lt;strong&#gt;Dick Cheney&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Villainous VP

&#lt;strong&#gt;Tom DeLay&#lt;/strong&#gt; - The Hammer

&#lt;strong&#gt;Bill Frist &#lt;/strong&#gt;- Frisky Flip-Flopper

&#lt;strong&#gt;Rick Santorum&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Little Twinky&#lt;/p&#gt;
&#lt;p align="center"&#gt;&#lt;strong&#gt;&#lt;font color="#E4006B" size="3"&#gt;Holy Rollin Annointeds:&#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/strong&#gt;

&#lt;strong&#gt;Anne Coulter&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Hyperbolic Hobag

&#lt;strong&#gt;Rush Limbaugh&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Pill Poppin Pundit

&#lt;strong&#gt;Robert Novak&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Prince of Darkness

&#lt;strong&#gt;Bill O'Reilly&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Pompous Prick

&#lt;strong&#gt;Pat Robinson&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Anchor of Rancor&#lt;/p&#gt;
&#lt;p align="center"&#gt;&#lt;strong&#gt;&#lt;font color="#E4006B" size="3"&#gt;Disjointed Appointeds:&#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/strong&#gt;

&#lt;strong&#gt;Michael Brown&#lt;/strong&#gt; - The Subpar Czar

&#lt;strong&#gt;Karen Hughes&#lt;/strong&#gt; - No-Carin' Karen

&#lt;strong&#gt;Condoleeza Rice&#lt;/strong&#gt; - The Unsticker

&#lt;strong&#gt;Karl Rove&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Puppetmaster of Death

&#lt;strong&#gt;Donald Rumsfeld&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Ruthless Overlord&#lt;/p&#gt;
&#lt;p align="left"&#gt;&#lt;font size="3"&#gt;... and then there's the &#lt;a href="http://cards.powweb.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=4&zenid=c52bf05d0b141abf1ab8fd6dc79716e9" target="_blank"&#gt;&#lt;font color="#24A000" size="4"&#gt;&#lt;strong&#gt;D'Ohio Players&#lt;/strong&#gt;&#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/a&#gt; -- &#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/p&#gt;
&#lt;p align="center"&#gt;&#lt;strong&#gt;&#lt;font color="#E4006B" size="3"&#gt;Crooks:&#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/strong&#gt;

&#lt;strong&#gt;Kenneth Blackwell&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Black is Whack

&#lt;strong&#gt;John Boehner&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Butt Lover

&#lt;strong&#gt;Betty Montgomery&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Bloody Betty

&#lt;strong&#gt;Bob Ney &#lt;/strong&#gt;- Crook #1

&#lt;strong&#gt;Thomas Noe&#lt;/strong&#gt; - The CoinGateKeeper

&#lt;strong&#gt;Jim Petro&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Slick Jimmy

&#lt;strong&#gt;Bob Taft&#lt;/strong&#gt; - King Crook

&#lt;strong&#gt;George Voinovich &#lt;/strong&#gt;- Georgie Porgie&#lt;/p&#gt;
&#lt;p align="center"&#gt;&#lt;strong&#gt;&#lt;font color="#E4006B" size="3"&#gt;Incompetents:&#lt;/font&#gt;&#lt;/strong&#gt;

&#lt;strong&#gt;Marc Dann&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Marc the Narc

&#lt;strong&#gt;Bob Fitrakis&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Green Gobbler

&#lt;strong&#gt;Dennis Kucinich&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Mr. Bombastic

&#lt;strong&#gt;Jean Miller&#lt;/strong&#gt; - The Wheel Threat

&#lt;strong&#gt;Bill Peirce&#lt;/strong&#gt; - The Econ Curse

&#lt;strong&#gt;Jerry Springer&#lt;/strong&#gt; - The Sultan of Smut

&#lt;strong&#gt;Ted Strickland &#lt;/strong&#gt;- Drop Dead Ted

&#lt;strong&#gt;James Traficant&#lt;/strong&#gt; - Can't Beat Crazy&#lt;/p&#gt;